I have just about had it. First the chipmunks were eating my strawberries and now I have a critter on the loose who is ruining my yard. Sheesh! What's a Tiffy got to do to secure her castle?
Would you look at all the holes surrounding me? Something has been digging huge holes everywhere in my yard. Some of the holes are so big that I have fallen into them. As if!
What a mess! Daddy isn't very happy about this because he prides himself on having a nice yard. I'm not too happy about it because I get dirty walking in all the holes and you guys know how I feel about having dirty toes - HATE IT!
What on Earth would do such a thing? The yard is ruined, I tell you.
I even think the critter is responsible for exploding the mum. Momma was none too happy when she saw this.
I've stepped up my patrol. I will work day and night to catch this critter.
I'm hot on his trail already and I will not sleep until he is removed.
"I'm coming to get you, you crazy critter! No one ruins Tiffy's yard. No one!"
"What's that, Momma? Time for dinner?
I will be back, critter, so you better watch out!"