Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Mystery Box

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving.  I have so many things to be thankful for that I forgot to do a post about them.  Go figure!

Anyway, I didn't have any turkey for Thanksgiving but I had something even better.  I'm not going to tell you what is was so you have to head on over to the 1,000 Pugs SYOP Contest to view my entry.  Trust me - it won't gross you out but it may freak your peeps out.

Momma has been super busy, but last Tuesday her and Daddy went out to do some pre-holiday shopping.  Momma doesn't like crowds and refuses to go anywhere near the stores at this time of year unless absolutely necessary.  So off to the stores they went while I stayed home and vacuumed.  Just kidding!  I was sound asleep while they spent all my treat money buying a humidifier, winter coats, and a mystery box.

"Momma!  I need to get my beauty sleep.  Why did you wake me up to show me a dumb old box?"

"WHAT?  It's for me?  What is it?"

Of course, Momma wouldn't tell me what was in the box so I decided to sniff around it to determine if there was food in it.  

"Smells delicious!  I think it's a giant bully stick!  Open it, please!"

"What's that, Momma?  Take a closer look?"

"Um, okay.  There's something pink sticking out of the box.  What does this mean?"

Momma wouldn't open the box so I guess I'll have to sit here until she decides to do so.  I've determined that whatever is in the box is not edible.  That's not to say that I don't want it; I want whatever it is since it's pink. 

If you have any idea what could be in the box please let me know.  The suspense is killing me!


  1. Hi Tiffy! I love that you can see all of your wonderful whiskers in the first two pictures! I am dying to know what your momma got you. Make sure to show it to me when I see you next. Too bad it's not a giant bully stick.

  2. Dear TiffyPants, this here is your Snugbuddy, Howie. THanks fur your note about eating them turkey testicles. I have never had deep fried testicles, although I have bitten Java's butt a time or two. Please tell yer maw to mail me some pronto with ranch sauce for dippin. I do not know what is in that box. I make it a policy to pee on all boxes that are new in the house that are sitttin on my floor. Perhaps if you pee on it, whatever is inside will crawl out. Maybe it is more turkey testicles.
    Helpful Pee

  3. Hmmmm, a mystery box in which the contents are pink.... Maybe it is a pink Christmas tree just for you!

    We can't wait to see what it is...

    Pugs & Kisses,

    Yoda, Brutus & Ellie

  4. We second the pink tree idea, or maybe a pink rug just for you!

    Meredith & Scarlet

  5. Don't you just love mystery boxes?! Little tip, it's cardboard you can chew right through that thing and get a good look inside, just do it on the back side so they don't notice. I'm just not sure about those turkey testicles Tiffy, up until now I didn't think there was anything I might not eat...oh who am I trying to kid I would eat them, I will eat anything!

  6. Can't wait to see what is in your box! We know it must be something really awesome ... Pug Hugs, Zoe, Peyton, Webster and Liberty

  7. Well, we just hopped over to 1000 Pugs and saw the picture! Hmmm, not sure if we'd like those testicle thingys.. but it you say their good, they must be!
    Wonder what's hiding in that box that's pink? I think the pink tree was a good guess.

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie and Mack

  8. Oh Tiffy, I do think I know what it is!!

  9. I wonder what Barbara is thinking that it is? Humm.. I think it might be a pink tunnel to run through! You know those tunnels that some doggys have.
    Or maybe it is a pink christmas tree. Wouldn't that be cool?
    Tiffy- gosh you really are them? Jeepers,, I never knew there was such a thing? But you looked mighty happy
    thats for sure

  10. OOOh...I hope it is a stroller. That would be super cool. But a GIANT bully stick would be even better (hint hint Momma).


  11. Maybe you will find out in December, holiday prezzie time

  12. You were vacuuming lol we thought that was so funny! Our guess is a Christmas tree...ours comes in a box like that one you have!

    The Girls

    PS Sequoia vacuums sometimes her hee hee! Ok she licks the carpet for crumbs.

  13. Okay, Tiffy, it's been like 9785673647887533 days! What's in the mystery box????? I hope it's something really cool! Can't wait to see it!

  14. I would go with pink Xmas tree too!!
    Happy Holidays~


  15. Mmmm Turkey Testicles, looks fabulous to me! Hmm so many good ideas being thrown around about what could possibly be in the box! It's big and pink and comes in a box? I think maybe a nice big juicy lobster! yum! oh but wait, you said NOT edible! Pink christmas tree it is! Love and phugs Frank x x x x x

  16. HOLY CRAP!!!! Post a pic already!!!!! I must see this!!!

    I'm adding "fabulous pink Christmas tree" to my list of holiday demands this year!!!!