Momma was in one of those strange Momma moods yesterday. I don't know why but I had a feeling that something was going to happen. Something big. And it did.
Momma was out shopping all morning and I was so excited to see her when she finally walked in the door that I didn't even hear her say "I've got something for you." Too bad, too, because I would have hidden or triple locked the doors or done something, anything to keep this creature out of my house.
Meet Annie, my new sister. Since Momma said the creature is staying I decided to name her Annie after my foster sister. This Annie isn't as sassy as the original but she's making her mark around here.
My Annie doesn't even smell like the original, which is a good thing. I thoroughly checked her out to make sure she was legit before playing with her.
Smashed in face - check.
Curly tail - check.
Solid body - check.
Smells like a pug - check.
And if any of you were wondering about her sassiness, just check out this video. Sheesh! What am I going to do with her?
To make matters even worse, she climbed in my princess bed. No one sits in my princess bed except me! Oh, and Salinger since he's a princess, too.
What's that, Momma? I have to be nice to her? Why? Can't we just send her down to Texas to live with the real Annie?
The nerve of Annie! Look at that smirk on her face. Get your own princess bed, girl!
Maybe if I just climb in there and push her out...
Oh, hi Momma! We were just bonding. BFFs real soon now, I'm sure.