I have decided that I don't like the rain. It was raining this morning when Momma dragged me out to go potty and I flat out refused to do anything but scratch at the door to get back in. Bad rain! I don't like to get my tippy toes wet and it was so wet in the yard that I was sinking in the grass. Phooey! Back to one of my many beds I went to wait out this rain business.
Maybe Momma needs to buy me a raincoat if she thinks she's going to get me to go out when the raindrops are falling. I may even need some cute pink boots to go along with my raincoat. Did I mention this raincoat is made from upcycled umbrellas? Stubby would be so happy to know that Momma is buying this for me. You are buying me this raincoat, aren't you Momma?
When Momma should have been out shopping for raincoats she was shopping for this. Even though I love pink and this bikini would look cute on me, it fits too tight in the legs. It's not that I'm overweight or anything, it's just that its cut wrong. I guess Momma will be taking it back even though I would look supercute wearing it on the beach this summer.
I've decided to just hang out with Daddy until the rain stops. Sounds like a great plan, doesn't it?