Momma is a little mad at me today. I gave her my best Tiffy tooth grin but not even that changed her mood. I'll tell you what she's mad about later but for now I have to tell you what I got to eat today.
Have you guys ever had one of these yellow things? Momma called it a banana but I call it yummy. I had no idea what it tasted like but when Momma asked me if I wanted some I did my very best pug dance. I was starving and was getting weak in the knees. I knew if I didn't eat soon I was going to pass out so I took a chance with this banana thing and now I'm hooked!
Momma was very slow to open the banana despite my crying. Why is she so slow?
Nom, nom, nom! Pure heaven! Total bliss! More please! Momma only gave me a little bit of the banana because she wanted to save some for later. What? I don't believe in saving food for later because Momma can always go to the store and get me more. That's what Mommas are for, right?
The banana made me tired for some strange reason. Does that ever happen to you? Maybe it has special sleeping medicine in it. I like to tuck my tippy toes under my body and curl up in a little ball when I sleep. Momma says I look like a kitty. I've never seen a sleeping kitty but I do know that this style of sleeping is very comfy.
But soon it's time to stretch out and then I look like bat girl. Hey, where's my cape, Momma?
So I mentioned that Momma was mad at me but I'm still not sure why. You see, when I was at my foster house I participated in the Howie PeePants boot camp indoor peeing program. Howie is the best teacher ever and I totally aced the program. I have been using what I learned around the house today but for some reason Momma doesn't appreciate my efforts. I worked very hard at the boot camp and all for nothing. Howie told me that Momma would really appreciate me peeing on the carpet but maybe he meant that his momma would appreciate it, not mine.
I'm so confused and in big trouble. I sure hope Momma doesn't ship me back to Texas because I really like it here. Momma is slowly getting back to normal with all the healing I've been doing and if I leave now she will suffer a huge setback. Maybe I should just forget everything I learned from Howie. What do you guys think I should do?